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About me
Personal Info: Well, what can I say. We all write stupid shit in our Bio so I'm not going to waste time here. By now anyone reading this is aware of who I am and whether or not they want to work with me. I don't need any more introductions. Words to live by: Try being nice to people for a change. It's more difficult than being a jackass but far more rewarding in the end. Accept people for what they are until they give you a reason not to. Never argue with an idiot. The people watching might not know the difference. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car. NOTE: For "Norty Jay", Nicole, Pat, Jenna, Tanya, Elle, and the rest of my beautiful friends...I never stop watching. *waves* Dirty_vegas has 4 fans
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